Kansas City Cotton Factory

Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.

"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"

(they do a jumping high five)

by sfhsu8g August 28, 2009

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 24, 2011

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

An Emily

Emily Gagnon is such a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins"

by Jimbo Anvil March 3, 2011

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

cotton headed ninny muggins

A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things

I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse

by a dye hard logangster November 19, 2017

Cotton-Eyed Joe

Aids from your english teacher/shakespear

Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.

by sinkking February 21, 2017

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

From the movie "Elf", with Will Ferrell, who is called a cotton headed ninny muggins by one of his elf friends at Santa's workshop.

"Buddy, you cotton headed ninny muggins!"

by HeathxAnna January 11, 2009