Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca

How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.

by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

Chew

A chinese jew who normally has tiny mest

Hey guys look at that Chew over there

by baby321 March 4, 2024

Chew Choo Plug

When a person uses a buttplug while riding a train over rough terrain.

The chew choo plug was nice.

by Billy Bob Tim Schoot April 1, 2024

chew it

To forfeit or have to just write off as a lose

You have to just chew it, regarding that bill, because they refuse to pay.

by Streetly Speaking June 29, 2021

Chew out chocolate chuck

It Is when You shove a Hershey’s Kiss up your asshole so it melts slow from body heat, leaving a sweet, chocolatey coating so when they eat your ass. It’s Shows you’re thinking of them and— turns rimming into straight dessert.

“After I prepped, I did a chew out chocolate chuck — that way when he eats my ass, it’s like dessert, not a chore.”

by EyeCandyAndie February 25, 2026