butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022

Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker

OMG SHUT UP BUTTHOLE CRACKER WACKER

by morrrr September 2, 2022

Butthole Boy

Weasley

WEASLEY IS A BUTTHOLE BOY

by This really is Santa July 11, 2023

butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.

Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-

by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023

butthole dog crap inside

huge brain

hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside

what did you say

oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023