buffer sex

The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.

I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.

by Sjt22 February 9, 2015

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Buffenbleiben

The mediocre Germanic equivalent of the much celebrated Great British Buffstay. But with more sausages.

Ja, der buffenbleiben is indeed a fine way to feast! Though give me a Buffstay any day!

by Rubble Tubbler July 27, 2023

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(n.) Food brought to the bereaved after the death of a loved one, typically by friends, church members, and others from the community. Usually consists of comfort foods such as macaroni. Almost always includes chocolate cake and sub sandwich platters.

I felt guilty enjoying the chocolate cake from the grief buffet after my grandmother died.

by Mary Frances September 6, 2008

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Butt-cheek Buffet

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.

I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."

"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."

by jcasetnl April 30, 2012

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