boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

electric boyfriend

A vibrator.

Spent last night catching up on Greys anatomy and the electric boyfriend

by Human006 August 17, 2016

perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is someone who you know will love you and support you no matter the circumstances. He will always do his best to make sure you’re happy and healthy. He’ll most likely check up on you every 2-3 hrs, its his nature. He will frequently surprise you with picnic dates, movie nights, beach dates, etc. He will never take his eyes off of you and he will always appreciate you.

deya - i have the perfect boyfriend....
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend

deya and chan are now engaged.

by deyaniela June 3, 2021

boyfriend blues

Really sincerely missing him. Very badly.

Abby told her friend Sarah she has the boyfriend blues because he's been away at work for a week.

by Secret1s3cr3ts May 11, 2016

Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015

Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested

Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.

by taebz April 7, 2013

Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.

Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!

by Batshouse March 9, 2017