Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

by MN Nut Guy April 26, 2023

Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys

Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara

by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020

Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

by DJKOKC December 14, 2020

horse blowjob

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

by ComradeJames January 9, 2021

obama blowjob

when obama blowjob

friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!

by frosty_rosiee March 26, 2021

Spicy Blowjob

When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy

"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"

by Twink Fucker named Fishstick April 8, 2021