Beef Chief 

A title given to females (or gay men) who can physically take and thoroughly enjoy many penises of large girth and length at the same time with ease.

1. Bro, Mildred blew two guys, gave one a handjob, and got nailed by two guys ALL at once! She's the ill beef chief!!

2. Dude... Bob said he never got banged by a guy before, but his asshole looked like Star Gate and he took all 10" like a champ!! He's such a lying beef chief!!!

Beef Chief by JRawkah October 11, 2012

Beef Stool 

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

Beef Stool by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

beef curtins

Sloppy vagina

beef curtins by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

beef sandwich 

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).

Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.

beef sandwich by fourfeetofweather January 10, 2009

Beef and Bounce 

When you fart (beef) inconspicuously in a crowded area and then quickly leave (bounce), leaving the crowd of people wondering who produced the foul odor.

What the F is that smell? Aw man, I think someone just pulled a beef and bounce

Beef and Bounce by Oskar Nowosielski September 21, 2006

beef willickers 

a joyful exclamation local to Baltimore, MD. Simply the coining of two similarly silly phrases, "beef Wellington" and "gee willickers!", through comedic pararhyme.

-"We're going to pick up the new TV."
-"Well beef willickers!"

beef willickers by JfromBMo March 3, 2009

Beef Blanket 

When a girl has been sexually overused vaginally and/or when the labia minora, the "beef" or "lips" of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.

guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl in math class? guy 2: You mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! I totally hit that!!
guy 1: I'm sure you did! The girls a total slut. Every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.

Beef Blanket by 1om3n8 February 2, 2012