porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

bean boner

The girl version of a boner.

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"

by St. Patty December 6, 2013

tough beans

The opposite of cool beans. Used to describe something in the sense of difficult. A slang for tough luck.

You didn't get the cut? Tough Beans, man.

by Kriskirby December 11, 2018

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

RENEGADE BEANS

Pinto beans simmered in a crock pot with bacon, fajita skirt, deer sausage, jalapenos, tomatos, cilantro, onions, minced garlic, chicken broth, & bacon. Pretty much the best way to make beans on the planet. There is also bacon in the recipe so that means they kinda rock!

Joel brought RENEGADE BEANS to work today! Sweet...... I don't have to buy lunch.

Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.

Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!

by juanslawns August 30, 2012

Emo Bean

I nickname given to kids who look emo but are not emo. They tend not to like to be called emo, and become sad or angry when they are called it, and thus are called emo again.

Julian: "Hey, emo."
Jeff: "I am not emo!"
Julian: "Okay, emo bean."
Jeff: "Shutup!" *hits Julian*

by Dylan C. D. B. April 25, 2006