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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

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Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.
I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome
by Whodeene May 9, 2023
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batman (rizz weirdo)

On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.
Oh no it's batman (rizz weirdo) we gotta go before we smell his stench!
by Batmanisstinky December 1, 2022
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To batman

To unalive one's parents
"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"
by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023
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Batman

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.
“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)
by brm006 September 4, 2023
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Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time
Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT
by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023
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