BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.

For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN

by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008

Batman

Joel

Joel is the true batman

by Batman95222 October 30, 2021

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons ❤

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself

Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had

by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021

Batman

Batman sex position

The batman funny asf specially if she hates Batman an loves Spider-Man.

While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull

by Dirty superheros February 26, 2018

Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023