Blake

Smells like armpits. Can’t drive a scooter. Drives old maxima. Has a hairy chest that he has his girlfriend braid that looks like pubes. Walks rabbits. Story teller that lies . Lies about being an ex gang member. Supposedly shot himself. Not all there

That’s a blake

by Mcsibelius December 26, 2020

Blake and Elyse

Two people who's love will never die. Two people who are made for each other. Friendship usually ends in love like Blake and Elyse.

I wish our relationship was as great as Blake and Elyse's

by realtruth August 17, 2012

Blake

man with a massive, and bloody anus.

"When Blake left a turd in the toilet it was very bloody."

by Baku Betsu Ni December 21, 2019

Wake and blake

When someone wakes up, smokes weed, and watches Netflix at their parents house.

Wow man, I'm off work tomorrow and I can't wait to wake and blake.

by Swillz January 13, 2015

blakely

a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny

blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd

by stephaanieee May 18, 2008

Blake

Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around

"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"

by Crabby Mike December 8, 2009

Blakely

Someone who likes animals in a sexual way (mostly cats), and spend hours just to cuddle with them.

Person 1: Dude, i had Mike over last nite, when he left my cat couldn't stop meowing.

Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.

Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger

by Floyd Destoryer June 23, 2009