Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.

My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.

by nightclan November 30, 2020

brooklyn

where all the real niggas at

I’m tired of all the hoes here let’s go to brooklyn fr

by Grislykingx May 9, 2022

Brooklyn Jester

Brooklyn Jester is the hottest person alive And she will still your man

Brooklyn Jester stole my man!

by Dusbdkievrbd May 29, 2021

Brooklyn

brooklyn is a transgender

yo did you see that Brooklyn came out as transgender?

by singleminglexoxo December 9, 2021

Brooklyn

She is a mean cunt that likes to hit people fore no reason she also is not independent and she likes to spend money on worthless shit that doesn't matter and she's black which makes her even worse.

"Mom can i go to the store"?

"No you can not"
"fine fuck you bitch"

Brooklyn annoying

by weridguylol20223 June 20, 2023

Brooklyn Schultz

Lovable girl with a fat dump truck of an ass

Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?

yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz

by BIG DICK BIT September 26, 2021

Brooklyn

Brooklyn is one of the most caring people you will EVER meet she is smart and really funny and DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and if u ever meet a Brooklyn never let her go keep her because she is loyal and will always have your back wether it’s a relationship or just a friend never miss out on the chance of being with a Brooklyn but be careful and make sure to stay on her good side because she can get aggressive you can either be her friend or her enemy and it’s much more fun to be her friend All the guys line up to be with her and all the girls are jealous of her so just respect her and Brooklyn’s make great girlfriends ❤️

Guy:wow she’s so hot
Other guy:that has to be a brooklyn

by ❤️anonymous 🔥 June 2, 2020