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The barbie effect

A supernatural effect meaning that right in the moment when you need something, it doesn't actually work or it vanishes all of a sudden (and obviously after you don't need it anymore it appears out of the blue or, even worse, it works).
We couldn't see the movie yesterday night because of the barbie effect.

-Hey, John, can I borrow your bottle opener?
-Sorry, man. I can't find it, the barbie effect strikes again
The barbie effect by Izzzir May 6, 2020

Shardie Barbie 

another term for a “dope whore” or “sack chaser”. Shardie Barbie is a (usually young) girl who will flirt and or fuck anyone who has drugs(especially shards) in hopes to get high.
“She’s only with him because he’s got dope, what a Shardie Barbie

Gym Barbie 

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.
I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.
Gym Barbie by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Zol Barbie 

𝑍𝑂𝐿 zɒl (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛)
1. 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒.

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐵𝐼𝐸 ˈbɑr bi (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛)
2. 𝐴𝑛 𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙, ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒.
"She doesn't drink alcohol, she's a real Zol Barbie."
Zol Barbie by Zol Barbie August 31, 2020

Schard barbie 

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE
Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.
Schard barbie by REDNNIK December 11, 2020

Killer Barbie 

Describes a very beautiful, smart and successful lady.
She runs a very successful business and is gorgeous too. She is totally Killer Barbie!
Killer Barbie by Handler 56 May 8, 2021