17 August

The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want
Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
by Lgl November 03, 2019
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August 31

SMACK ASS DAY BITCH!!! Hide your ass because it’s time!

People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie

Bonny
Betty
Catherine

Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando

Franky
Flory

Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel

Sierra
Tristan
On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.
by Thatdumbbitchfromyour4thperiod October 13, 2019
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august 3rd

‘Go and swim day!’. On August 3rd soak up some sun, and maybe even go to the beach!
OMG! Its August 3rd, we totally need to go swim!
by wormonastringgirl October 15, 2019
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August jewel

after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her
Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.
by clarance robinson January 07, 2008
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1st august

National girl friends day. Not fucking girlfriend day. GIRL FRIENDS. A day for girls to celebrate their friendships with each other. If you try pulling this national girlfriend day shit on your boo, you belong on the sidewalk.
On 1st august that bitch tried to tell me I owed her something, bitch didn’t even read that she was supposed to hang out with her friends not me.
by Nip clampr August 03, 2020
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august 10

People born on this date is really annoying. But sometimes they actually care about you, and then 10 seconds later they will do anything to annoy the hell out of you.
Best friend: Ouch, I hit myself. People born on august 10th: are you okay??- Ten seconds later: *hits* *teases* hahah ur a dumbass.
by berthathepigeon June 21, 2021
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August 21

National eat pussy day... the day where you find the girl of your life or a one time person and eat them the fuck out...
Boy: Heyy, it's August 21!

Her: What about it?

Boy: Its National Eat Pussy Day!
by SneakyLink<3 August 19, 2021
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