"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 19, 2023
When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
by mrneglect September 28, 2010
a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
by tacobell263 October 12, 2010
To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop October 04, 2008
A person you want to fuck
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.
by Haldee March 19, 2017