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BIG HEART. SO CHARMING. SO FUNNY AND ONLY LIES IN NOT-VERY-SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS. LOVES LOWER CASE AND BETTING ON BASEBALL. GREAT PAINTER. PARTICULARLY GOOD AT COOKING FRIED RICE. VERY CONSIDERATE AND SOYYYYY CUTE. UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE ARE 10 DAYS IN A WEEK… SHH, DON’T TELL HIM OTHERWISE.

*lil louise on the beat* : “Allen is a sex god”

by nunyabizness July 12, 2022

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You'd think it would be Allen.

I think Elliot should be Allen because Elliot isn't the male form of the name Ellen. Then again, if he is really a man then why does she have to change his name? There are men named Leslie. If she is a man because he says she is then he doesn't have to change her name because whatever his name is would be the name of a man. Not that I'm against changing your name. It's just ridiculous to me that because you are no longer the one that you used to be that somehow your name needs to change. Also, if you are a man or woman regardless of your genitalia then you wouldn't need surgery or hormones because you would be what you say you are regardless of either. Ridiculous. It's so incoherent.

by Hym Iam December 04, 2020

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He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 16, 2023

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