Allen Cavin

What we call silly folks that make up their own definitions for words and then gets butthurt when they are given the correct definition online

I tried to explain the Chi to a guy, but he pulled an Allen Cavin on me and confused everyone with the new word.

by IanInstigator October 7, 2012

Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.

Allen Jordan is HIM

by asianking101 January 15, 2023

John Allen

A sexual reference

That was soo john allen

by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024

trey allen

Trey is a awesome person who is loving, respectful, kind and a wonderful listener. He is very athletic and one of the best athletes you will meet. Trey also takes great care of his family and puts them first.

Did you see Trey Allen and Alabama beet Georgia last night?

by yessssirdaddy November 22, 2021

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020

Sue Allen

A sexy streaker who bears all at rock concerts, beaches and main events. Her courage could easily be mistaken for insanity. She maybe a blonde but she's far more intelligent than all the brunettes and redheads put together. She makes her statement by crossing boundaries which sends tongues wagging. Does have her blonde moments though, but she is always the first to do what is right even if nobody else is doing so. Sue Allen should be a pin-up poster girl on every man's garage wall.

William: "Did you watch the news this morning, this drop dead gorgeous girl streaked at Depeche Modes concert last night"
Vincent: "I sure did, she should be a burlesque exotic dancer mate, she's absolutely beautiful, what was her name?"
William: "Sue Allen"

by Pin-up Peng December 14, 2017

Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.

“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”

by Whataluck July 29, 2018