ryan allen

The twat in your class who is obsessed with Nick Jonas

Why is this kid being such a Ryan Allen??

by ryanallen November 30, 2016

Allen

Allen is the best man in the world. Sends the cat kiss meme to his platonic boyfriend every day and the nicest guy you’ll meet. Prettiest and handsomest of boys. He gives the best virtual hugs, and has the best voice ever. Loves horror, even though it makes him paranoid. <3

Allen’s bf: hey! goodnight allen, ily <3
Allen: cat kiss gif

by AllenIsMyHusband May 4, 2023

Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.

“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”

by Whataluck July 29, 2018

lila allen

a wolf

it's lila allen
aroooo

by alakandel April 30, 2023

Allen

The name of an awesome YouTuber who also goes by the name Draco. He is the youngest in the YouTube group, the Krew. Loves the color green, Canadian, funny, likes food, hungry, hoards limited edition Oreos.

“Allen ate all of the chips!”

“But we just bought 30 bags yesterday!”

by Hpfan123 July 1, 2022

Dirty Allen

The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to

Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol

by Ami Magee May 25, 2022

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020