ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.

Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!

by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015

A rat's ass

.A rude way to say I don't care at all

I don't give a rat's ass about these deceptive news.

by Ahmed Saad Saad April 22, 2020

Lava Ass

When spicy or bad foods cause indegestion leading to diarrhea. The common feeling of lava running out of your sphincter.

spicy food in , and spicy food out

"I dont think its a good idea to eat all this spicy food, you might get lava ass later."

by Loser471 October 4, 2015

Ass Chatty

To be gassy.

Them beans made me Ass Chatty

by Nick Scalini November 27, 2013

Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.

by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

vicious ass

Sometimes shortened as "vish-ass," a bulbous, bangin' ass typically packed tightly into sheer pants having the appearance or giving the impression of being under high load or pressure, as if the pulling of a single thread from said pants might cause a fairly significant, immediate discharge or rearrangement of space and matter, possibly resulting in bodily harm to the casual observer.

I was in Subway today and this smoking-hot chick with a vicious ass nearly gave me a heart attack.

by Ham T. Sandwich February 26, 2009

Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

by core memory dump December 14, 2012