The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
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by imjelqing August 7, 2024
Get the Aiden Portman Jelq Methodmug. A man who loves to hang out with his friends but when the opportunity comes leaves them to go to Walmart with his side chick to buy his real chick a $19 teddy bear.
by Ganghisgan June 30, 2021
Get the Aidenmug. if you know a aiden… i’m sorry. aidens are self centered and mean but in a nice way. they are the kind of person that say a back stabbing comment but with” don’t take this is a mean way” in front of it so it takes you awhile to notice it was mean asf. they also think they are alwayssss right. they can say 2+2= 3.14 and they will argue it u till u believe them. they think they are the shit and sooo hot when they aren’t. they normally have daddy issues. most of the time they hate kids but want kids. they are sooooo protective of their stuff.
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Get the maddie and aidenmug. This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!
Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
Get the Aiden Gelston's Mummug. Aiden is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. They’re funny, fun, cute. They can be INCREDIBLY STUPID but really fun. They can be happy and sad. If they’re sad comfort them. They need support and love. They’re always gonna say there ugly but they’re not.
by Idekatthispointbro April 27, 2022
Get the Aidenmug. 