Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.

Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.

by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018

Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.

“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”

by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025

Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023

shift the gizem

The act of one man moving another mans testicles out of the way of the anus to penetrate anus.

Bob had to shift the gizem so he could go balls deep in Doug’s butt hole.

by anonymous April 4, 2024

the great shift

when girls stopped going for white dudes and went for black dudes too

man us dreadheads weren’t getting any pussy until the great shift

by psyslayer445 June 30, 2024

Paularity Shift

Shifting back and fourth fourth between options, being heavily indecisive.. like a certain someone.

Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!

by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024