by MINECRAFTin2024 February 17, 2019
Get the FLOWmug. See: Beta AF. Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition.
Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Flow boy: “I never said I was looking for a relationship of any sort so I don’t think I misrepresented anything. I was just going with the flow and mindful not to direct things that way.”
After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the Flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.
When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the Flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.
When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
by Alpha_Analog_Bish January 20, 2024
Get the Flow Boymug. How much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10. A bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. The ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a ":" and then the word flow. Ex. 6:Flow
Bro 1: Dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..
Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.
Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...
Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.
Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...
by Fruitsnackstothemax August 26, 2013
Get the Flow-to-bro ratiomug. by shrektus500 May 7, 2018
Get the ogre flowmug. When someone tries to mirror what you do/say or like exactly.
For example liking the exact same clothes, bands, movies etc.
For example liking the exact same clothes, bands, movies etc.
by Llaufen September 6, 2025
Get the Cop my flowmug. A slang term based off a man named RJ, who went by the name of Flow.
The word "flow" describes a dudebro (hyper masculine men who act like middle school boys) who enjoys making a series of rather problematic jokes. These men are known for sending hardcore porn to others, is extremely racist, and out of pocket.
Men like this enjoy describing themselves as "Slave Masters" and typically have loyal disciples that get bullied by these flow men on a daily basis.
The word "flow" describes a dudebro (hyper masculine men who act like middle school boys) who enjoys making a series of rather problematic jokes. These men are known for sending hardcore porn to others, is extremely racist, and out of pocket.
Men like this enjoy describing themselves as "Slave Masters" and typically have loyal disciples that get bullied by these flow men on a daily basis.
by korohatesmennamedflow December 2, 2024
Get the Flowmug. The guy who can never quite get his flow right. He wants to be an emcee so bad but can never get things together. He can sometimes spit shit that sounds good and even works, but he can never get it how he wants and feels he can never get it right. Once master though he becomes something all together different-the King Flow Rida.
by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011
Get the Kid Flow Ridamug.