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TONY SMITH

1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality

This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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Tony Ramsay

Worst human alive. Terrible human. He has pieces of corn for teeth and his hairs are spaghetti strings
Isaac - “I hate you tony ramsay
Tony - “let’s just kiss”
Isaac - “no you freak”
by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019
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Dirty Tony

The act of giving a bitch backshots while her bestfriend is licking your balls and rolling your blunt. There can also be a third girl who is rubbing your chest and or back while whispering dirty words of encouragement.
Yeah, we do the dirty tony every night.
by StepBroTony April 4, 2020
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Brother Tony

Brother Tony Butler is always roaming the La Vala Hub and the Champagne Village. After School hours he's always ready to supply the less fortunate Caritas payers with a phat cone outside hurzy fountains as he himself is higher than a kite. He's always willing for everyone to have a good time and he shakes your hand for a more than generous period. God Bless.
Paulie: Hey lad my supply is running low

Tkilz: Lucky Big Bruva is walking by and is always ready to give you a dose
Paulie: Good thinking. Always wants us to have a good time

Brother Tony: Synonym of immortal
by gee up July 19, 2016
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Smilin Tony

A sexual act involving the release of the perpetrator's semen onto one's toothbrush, which is then used to brush the teeth of the lucky recipient.
1. I dropped a Smilin Tony on her so she wouldn't forget me.

2. I demand respect, the Smilin Tony gets me that respect.
by Hazledonkey October 31, 2009
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jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's
I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.
by Spoestche July 18, 2006
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Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.
by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021
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