Bloody Maria

Get 2 shots of tequila

Have your girl butt chug them
Bang her in her bloody pussy and cream pie it
Have her squirt the 2 shots of the cum/blood mixture into 2 shot glasses.
Both cheers and enjoy!!!

Jim: me and Janet did a bloody Maria lastnight.
Bill: oh yeah me and Karen did that 2 weeks ago when her "aunt flo" was visiting.

by Tequila mexican shots gross July 8, 2020

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Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.

Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.

by miamibeachbum April 12, 2010

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Maria Peppler

A girl that is always hyped up on sugar and soda. She gives great advice when one needs her to give it, she knows how to have fun, but she can not seem to sit still while she does anything. Nevertheless, she is loved by all.

"Is that girl on crack or sumtin?"
"nope, that is just Maria Peppler."

by ROTFLMAO69 February 6, 2010

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maria rocio

A beautiful lady who works hard for her family she is amazing life at the party she is a wonderful women with such great qualities she is loveable and amazing Wonderful women she is just great

Girl:Wish i could be a maria rocio what a hard worker

Boy:I wanna marry a maria rocio

by heybae12 March 2, 2016

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