Jasmine is a name given to stupid people and they always look dumb and they are so slowwwwwwwwww. She is the ugliest human being to step on the planet they always say that they are beautiful and pretty but actually they are a monstrosity walking on earth.
by anonymous April 15, 2023
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Teacher: whos the best in tennis and has a friend they always hangout with?
People: THE jasmin carbajal.
People: THE jasmin carbajal.
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Get the Jasmine mug.Jasmine's are some of the most wonderful people you will ever meet in your life time. If you know one you are more lucky than most.
Dude she's a jasmine.
by Alcyon3us September 14, 2020
Get the Jasmine mug.Jasmine is a nice and caring person. But she also has a dark side that can ruin friendships. Jasmine can be very manipulative and dirty-minded. She is best known for her looks that grab all the boy's attention. She usually crowns the queen of hell. If you are friends with a Jasmine I warn you this could go either way depending on their zodiac. If your are friends with a Jasmine with a Cancer zodiac. I demand you to run.
Jasmine is a motherfucking killer queen
by Yours Truly...Mike Hawk March 21, 2022
Get the Jasmine mug.JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
by corleym April 7, 2022
Get the jasmine allen mug.A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.
Have you seen Jasmine?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
by TooBadIHaveToDestroyYouNow May 7, 2022
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