auntie j's

when you are making mad pancakes!

" get them auntie j's goin' d-money!!! i'm hungry over here! wait, let's do a bucket first! "

by Mon&D May 26, 2008

j and g

j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died

david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris

by nigellelus October 28, 2010

crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

blowy j

Cutesy nickname for a blow job or fellatio.

That girl gave him a blowy j in the men's restroom.

by mishaladycat November 22, 2011

Pandy J

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.

"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"

by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015