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by Retro søciety August 3, 2020
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The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.
Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
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This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021
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a guy that wants some good pussy, but is too submissive so nevers gets any...
girl 1: eddie is such a simp
girl 2: ikr he's so simping on you

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by ieatsalad:/ June 3, 2020
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When you blow off your friends to go suck your girlfiends nuts
Derek is a simp for driving 2 hours to see a girl
by JBird2213 April 10, 2020
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Having a big crush on someone famous or someone of higher figure.
I simp for some big YouTubers.
by LunarGuineaPig January 7, 2021
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These people usually go by the name of Harley be on the look out these people are spreading quicker than ever
by Lewis the nonce 76 April 10, 2020
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