hump funk

to hump while dancing and listening to music

Naw, we didn't make out, but we hump funked all night at the concert

by alioo December 5, 2010

Shank hump

To stab someone while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Damn hoe, you fineeeee.
-hump-
ooh baby give it to me
-shank shank-
That was an amazing shank hump.

by dr_lulz April 4, 2009

Crouch hump

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.

Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.

by Sam Gold December 14, 2008

dry humping

This is what Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson do at halftime of the superbowl.It was more like the superbowel that year though,lol.

I don't want to see dry humping at the superbowl halftime show cause it just turns the superbowl into the superbowel and that's pretty shitty,lol.

by Santa licks penises, December 28, 2005

humps in the trunk

to have subwoofers in your ride so you can wake up your "neighbors" down the street

damn fool, i didnt know you got humps in the trunk, that shit hits

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

Hump and Dump

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.

Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!

by B.N January 11, 2009

e hump

A hunch formed on your back from taking the drug Ecstasy. Ecstasy is commonly known to give users back problems, an "e hump" is the effects on your spine from taking Ecstasy.

Oh my! You're gunna have to stop doing ecstasy.. Look at the e hump you're getting!

by UnknownUser August 28, 2005