a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.

boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!

by Person Jerd September 11, 2016

Jack

A Dude that has a massive cock. Its usually has a girthy meaty cock 10 to 12 inches. He is also fat as shit.

He is such a Jack.
He is a Jack, I want to jerk him off.

by ChunkyAssFart November 22, 2021

Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021

Jack

a nice guy.

You are a great friend Jack.

by Sheild_fadd February 5, 2021

Jack

A sexy swedish male with a gigachad penis who gets all the bitches. But thats not enough. He is also Giga chad.

Dan- Yo is that jack?
Tom- Yea it is!
Dan- We gotta ask him for some naked wresling.
Tom- OK. I heard that women are not enough for him.
Dan- Even better.

by Thatthotnigger May 11, 2022

jack cobb

Jack Cobb is the true definition of a winner. He has been having sex for years, and the amount of play he is getting has kept ramping up since birth. He truly is the definition of sex. He is also known as #1, above me, and Jack Biden.

Jack Cobb is so above me because of the amount of females he attains.

by JackBiden4Prez March 8, 2024

Jack

Jack is the cutest, submissive cybersecurity femboy that i’ve had the pleasure to meet :)))) Whether it be fate, destiny, a random coincidence, divine intervention, or a glitch in the matrix, i’m so glad i’ve been able to meet someone as funny, sweet, cute, kind, and all the synonymous of beautiful in this universe <3 whenever i see the typing bubbles from his chat, i immediately start cheesing!! being able to text him has always made my days happier and i hope he knows how amazing of a person he is!!! (he also makes me rlly horny 😵 💫😵 💫😵 💫)

Jack is the cutest guy ever bro. legit my dream guy!!!

by bigassSimpForJack November 22, 2023