a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Bob Keeshan lived around the corner from me in Babylon, New York, but I never knew she what????... Mr. Green Jeans was ALWAYS.....
by father guido May 12, 2018

by Marshal aka Sylent February 11, 2024

im being sheeeeeeeerish
by casio485849574949 November 22, 2021

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend
jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!
Milo: Gua Gua
adam: Nobody likes me anymore
jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!
Milo: Gua Gua
adam: Nobody likes me anymore
by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025
