by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019
Get the Catmug. A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.
Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023
Get the Catmug. an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.
"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"
"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"
"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"
"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008
Get the Cats in needmug. by Moe moog January 4, 2020
Get the Mr. Catmug. Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd
Me: please don’t hairball all over me
My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*
Me: f**** you
My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*
Me: f**** you
by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019
Get the Catmug. 1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.
by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015
Get the stab the catmug.