IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

Shorty kids

1. Kids that are short

2. A boy or girl in the first year of college
3. A young child in a gang

1. You see those kids walking down the sidewalk? They are some shorty kids
2. look in the college dorm next to us I think they are shorty kids
3. Have you heard of the stories a bunch of shorty kids had was just arrested for killing someone

by 459395 February 19, 2022

taggy kid

1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.

2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.

3. aka brand child.

Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.

He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.

by chipskid May 19, 2011

cool kid

the kid who would always show how cool he is to kids especially the girls

person 1: yo how u so cool
person 2:cause im the cool kid

by spectrimkill March 10, 2021

kid temps kid

To have a dual personality around girls, This personality will urge the girls to chug cheap vodka, preferably Dubra and to make out with the man holding the vodka.

Any kid who tries to get girls drunk and shamelessly make out with them is a, "Kid _____ Kid".

Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid

by Cozz oz January 6, 2008

ipad kid

that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.

Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?

Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.

by jimyjohn December 19, 2021