cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017

bread cat

Some dumb idiot with no hoes AT ALL.

He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.

"Wow look at that short idiot walking next to that GIANT lady, he must be a bread cat"

by KalleTheRealer October 31, 2023

Cat Activity

An intellectual way of calling someone’s activity “pussy behavior”, calling a person a “pussy”, or redirecting someone’s negative comment back to themselves.

“Ew, gay people.” - Bob
“Cat Activity.” - Reply to Bob, implying that Bob is a pussy for typing/saying this

by navosyz October 14, 2023

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 02, 2021

Litter on a cat

When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.

"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"

by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017

somas cat

soma went to the toilet for a wee wee and accidentally urinated on the cat. Therefore somas cat!

oh wow you really benfelled it so hard and did a somas cat

by kal1b May 02, 2025

Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF April 07, 2018