shit fog

the steam left behind from a major shit that fills the bathroom with funk.

dude, i totally walked into a shit fog that you left behind

by jenniebee September 6, 2010

bangin shit

To deficate in a manner befitting a king. In a manner of which is highly explosive and violent.

Person 1: I JUST TOOK A BANGIN SHIT IN THE BOG
Person 2: AWESOME *high 5*

by sir_duke September 18, 2010

Whitcomb Shit

A particularly irritating form of bullshit laced heavily with selfishness, sarcasm and lies.

Sue "My boyfriend told me he would be working all day but, he was actually hanging out with another girl getting stoned all day" Jane says "Oh yeah! That's some Whitcomb shit, right there!!

by Reesie Mueller September 25, 2010

Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.

Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.

by KillerKristen October 7, 2010

shit-siblings

To become shit siblings, two people must each first take a shit, collect the shit and keep it in typical shit-form and then freeze the shits. After the shits are frozen thoroughly, the two parties will exchange their frozen shits, stuff their prospective shit-siblings' shit into their own asses and proceed to reheat and then re-excrete the the pre-fab log. They are now officially shit-siblings.

Who cares if you're blood brothers? Me and So-And-So are shit-siblings; way cooler, and way shittier. Ain't that some shit?!!!!

by wilbuey buhg August 25, 2010

Shit Controller

The controller in the house that no one wants to play with. typicly off brand, or damaged.

aww dog, theres to many people you gonna have to use the shit controller.

No buddy wants to play with the shit controller.

by Robert destroyer of controller May 14, 2010

Airwick Shit

A shit so toxic that even a Airwick air freshener can not dull it's eye tearing effects. A shit this toxic usually doesn't contain chemical compounds, butt rather is nuclear in composition.

Man, that Airwick Shit that you just did in my bathroom is removing the walpaper in my kitchen, plus the Department of Homeland Security is dispatching a Nuclear Hazardous Response Team to clean it up.

by Phil_McCracken64 May 24, 2010