one-hit wonder

that aggravating bastard with the amazing ability to hoark out your pipe, bowl, or joint with a single greedy hit.

don't invite Joe no more, man, he's a one -hit wonder.
yeah, a cheap-ass lighter thief too.

by Mike McCormick September 28, 2003

one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

by lj March 27, 2005

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

drag one's dick through the coleslaw

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

I'll get back to you on that one

A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.

Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

by DanLi February 18, 2010

68 and i owe you one

Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.

He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

by Don't spend it all at once May 28, 2014