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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
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Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
by Melek February 4, 2015
mugGet the Douche monkeymug.

monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
mugGet the monkey principlemug.

Monkey

You monkey
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Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
by #1SMTX May 23, 2024
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monkey

An animal. Why would you look this up here?
Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911
by need head November 4, 2023
mugGet the monkeymug.

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
mugGet the Newport monkeymug.

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