Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Cat Boogers

When the beat drops right as one performs an interesting action, causing forceful ejaculation, like that of a cat sneezing.

Cat Boogers: Yo, my boy Jack lost his shit when he bottle flipped right on that tasty beat drop. He just cat boogered... everywhere

by Straight Outta Compton January 23, 2021

Cats

1. Internet rulers

2. adorable.

"man i wish cars/cats were real"

by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023

Cat

Not a dog

The dog had do cat

by Kfispf294 January 1, 2018

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

Cat

Hairless dog that is also feisty with sharp claws. Lazy hairless dog

My cat is so feisty!

by KitKatCheese March 15, 2020

Chile Cat

A statue of a chili cat, but chili is spelled like chile.

"Have you seen the chili statue?"
"Yea, its actually pronounced chile, not chili."
"Oh, so its pronounced Chile Cat, Ok."

by r2eh July 26, 2021