Mr farts

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult

"Have you heard Mr farts?Their music rocks!"

by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s

Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party

by Show pony March 20, 2022

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

Fart

What adults (usually book authors and producers for kids shows) think is funny to us. Guys farts aren't funny, in some cases they can be but not in tv shows or books for kids. Can you guys just stop it with the farts in kids shows, I can only name 2 that don't really do that, jeez.

Person 1: hey did you fart?

Person 2: no why?

Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?

Person 2:what?

by Fuckinguhhhhhh August 18, 2019

Fart

The gases leaving your buttocks.

I did a fart

by Gayishappy October 3, 2019

Chaser fart

A series of flatulent aftershocks that follow the methane main shock.

While working out in an ab class, the man behind me, ripped a giant fart that was followed by some chaser farts.

by Staci B September 23, 2022