Hawk Farted

A bird farted; Fart

The type of bird a Hawk Farted.

by ProfessionalDefinitioner123 May 29, 2022

Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Fart

Fake-Art. A piece of artwork that does not seam to take the time and or effort of regular art. Fart can also be far-art meaning far from art.

Many consider fart to be as simple as a dot

by Sharron 2 October 22, 2023

fart

fart

omg fart

by uhh206 July 19, 2022

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

Tickle your fart box

To take an object and brush it against your butthole to get a tickling sensation.

Dude, let me tickle your fart box

by Kickmyclitoris October 6, 2017

Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022