Cum Dunts

Reversing the first letters of two words, Dumb and Cunts, whilst screwing it up entirely with a play on words to describe stupid women doing something stupid.
"You see those girls twerking over there? Typical Cum Dunts"
by WarheD September 04, 2013
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Cum Bumpkin

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"
by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
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When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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cum scoot

The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.
Woman: He made me so horny that I gotta go cum scoot!
by Fat pusty October 15, 2022
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Cum scab

After having sex; you have some semen that crusts over the tip of the urethra causing a split stream of urine. This causes urine to spray outside of the toilet bowl area.
I broken my cum scab while urinating in the urinal.
by Volkswag3n January 20, 2021
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Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.
by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022
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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 11, 2021
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