Edwardsville High School

A watered down concentration camp and the water is actually tears from the students. You also need to use a quarter to use the elevator, what if youre disabled like Max? And what fucking student carries around change? Wo wohnst du? more like Wo fuck you!!

"Hey moxxie do you remeber Edwardsville High School?"
"Oh yeah you mean the 'Max' place?"

by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020

Watermelon pussy high

When someone blacks out from alcoholic substances, but is still fully functioning.

Did you see Lauren yesterday afternoon at the Nitty Gritty?

No why?

She was watermelon pussy high.

by friendofthedevil2 March 5, 2021

Flegg High School

A little school stuck in the middle of a field with a cow and sheep called mooey and maaey. Boys pull mooneys from the buses- especially 808.

person 1-ooh look, its mooey and maaey
person 2- must be near flegg high school
person 1- are you pulling a mooney?
person 2- well i am on 808. :)

by crispysocks May 14, 2012

Facebook High Five

When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.

This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:

Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like

Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

by Jaybevil December 2, 2011

Burges High School

A shit school full of fags that puts the early college students first. Also the early college gives u an “associates degree” by the time u graduate, but it only applies to UTEP and maybe NMSU and don’t let the consolers lie to you and say other places might accept some credits cuz that’s bullshit and they have no clue what there talking about, don’t go here, go to chapin or Austin cuz this school isn’t worth shit

Someone: how did Burges High School do in the wrestling tournament

Someone else: Idk who keeps up with gay ass wrestling, but they prolly did rly well cuz all the fags n dykes there

by Showmeurtits February 9, 2020

Salesian High School

Students learn from watching Kung Fu Panda and Shrek in class and throwing bottles and fruit snacks across the room all while having a smile on their faces. It’s a place where the kiddos talk about the Edge Wattah Fire house all day and about taking the city firefighter exam which 99% of them fail. Also it’s where you get a DT for not having a belt or ID, and get suspended for eating in class even when other kids are eating too, if you aren’t on the baseball team that is!
It is also a place where the Salesian baseball team have more privileges and more respect than the Student president, and they are highly underrated! They go on expensive Florida trips every year instead of buying new school buses or baseball gear, and profit from AM Salesian shoutouts and money from the girls at Preston who chip in.

Dean: Yo, give me your phone from your pants pocket, and your shoes are untied which counts as 2!

Salesian Student: Why am I getting a detention, but someone else is using their phone and have a hoodie on?

Dean: Don’t you see the words on his hoodie“Salesian High School Baseball Team”? I don’t want to hear it, I’m not playin. So stop talkin!

by Naseem3 February 14, 2020

Edinburg High School

Lots of drugs, fun fights, good at soccer. A place where even the teachers have done drugs. Literally so much pride that we know we suck

Edinburg High School Morning announcements: “ Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.”

by IllegalBeaner February 26, 2020