Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Fart

A hazardous gas that comes out of your butt hole. It’s smells Terribly bad!

Girl 1: I farted

Girl 2: *drops dead on the ground and dies*

by SamBoBamBo October 24, 2019

depression fart

the mario judah thing

“MAN SHE CHEATED ON ME. *depression fart*”

by ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡ September 11, 2021

Meno-farts

When a menopausal women farts

"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"

by Suckyourmumstoes July 31, 2022

kfc fart

the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.

symptoms include:

dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts

person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*

by kfcfart April 22, 2022

Fart

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"I farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled it was hot, it was burnin', so I did it again."

by Queefmonster69 January 7, 2023

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023