The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.
Of course its a german invention
Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
by Grinzold56 January 31, 2020
Get the Dirty Heinrichmug. When 2 guys shake hands and a third guy puts his penis in between the hands of the first two shaking thus making the hand shaker jack him off
by Beaverdog February 7, 2020
Get the dirty pistonmug. When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Bernardmug. by His Nibs August 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Lianemug. An attempt/action of having sexual relations with their friend's significant other behind their back.
Steve: "did you hear bob is dirty tapping logan's girlfriend?"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
by Wildmosquito March 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Tappingmug. by R.Ho November 13, 2011
Get the Dirty Spanglermug. When Hitler fuck your mom in the ass while wearing a tube sock over his cock then punches her in the face calling her a filthy Jew after which he slaps his balls on an elephants trunk screaming no one ever loved me while he stares at you profusely giving you a hard on and you don’t understand why
by Darktemplar April 3, 2020
Get the dirty ekbergmug.