(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!
2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
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Victim: Yes
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Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
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