A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017

Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!
by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025

A gamer who is mostly defined by their SG GAMEZ qualities. Although they deprive common knowledge, they are infact very beautiful.
by Adityz June 9, 2024

by anonymous February 22, 2023

"The weather today is gamed zo7le2a"
Q: "Omg how did you manage to get a free pass?"
A: "because I am gamed zo7le2a"
Q: "Omg how did you manage to get a free pass?"
A: "because I am gamed zo7le2a"
by TayozaFromBilling January 20, 2021

Variation of cookie game or soggy biscuit.
Group of men sit around in a circle and jerk off .The last one to cum drinks the sperm from the shoe
Group of men sit around in a circle and jerk off .The last one to cum drinks the sperm from the shoe
by WoofeLol March 27, 2023

Ego games are activities that teenage girls typically like to partake in when communicating with their boyfriend. An example of an ego game that a teenage girl would partake in would be posting on her Instagram story but not responding to her boyfriends text. These games tend to involve subtle attempts at displaying ones self-perceived inflated level of intelligence. These games are not only limited to female use but males tend to move in silence.
"I'm sick and tired of my girlfriends ego games."
I just watched my girlfriends snapchat score go up by a one and she hasn't texted back yet, I'm DONE with her fucking ego games.
I just watched my girlfriends snapchat score go up by a one and she hasn't texted back yet, I'm DONE with her fucking ego games.
by Dexter Reed December 26, 2023
