Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
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Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz
Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure
That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz
Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure
That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 1, 2023
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by Zyneex September 10, 2018
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Get the National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day mug.Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
by .･maru･. May 26, 2020
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Another word for " friend-zoned "
Another word for " friend-zoned "
person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
by versatiledits January 19, 2019
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