Gaming Asymptote

When you have a greater stats in the least important category then you do for the most important category within a videogame.
When this is achieved, you have achieved the Gaming Asymptote.

Isaac: For fucks sake my luck stats is greater than my damage stats.
Me: yep, welcome to the fucking Gaming Asymptote.

by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa June 15, 2020

Gaming Karen

A gaming Karen (singular), Gaming Karens (Plural), GK (acronym): Used to describe entitled video gamers. Those people, if they are in a group game, they die if they don't jump to chat and tell other players how bad they are and blame them for the team's loss.

Jhon: I was playing Overwatch 2 and this GK was calling me names in chat and blaming me for loosing the game.
Me: Man! Overwatch is famous for having all those entitle gaming karens of all time.

by Lifeweaver September 20, 2023

No game

Jaxon flakus and brandon Aguilar

Hey u got no game

Atleast I’m not like jaxon and brandon

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Gaming

Sus

Gaming is intense but your dickpics are seriosley intense.- Ninja, 2021

by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

Video game

A game you play on a PC or Console, In the 80s and 90s Game cabinets were used in arcades

A like to play Video games

by ccccool May 4, 2022

Games

You should touch grass more than this.

Boy you wanna play some games?

by Devilio January 30, 2023

Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.

Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018