National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National bong hit day

March 29, 2019 is national bong hit day. Hit all your bongs you use and have a great time!

Yo, it’s National bong hit day today, let’s go sesh!

by Mary Jane mika March 28, 2019

National shroom day

April 2nd National shroom day !!!! A day for the world to open their eyes #namaste

I’m about to be woke on national shroom day!

by Youngzillion April 2, 2019

National Shit On Chad Daddy Day

The day in which everyone shits on the Chad Daddy for having too many hoes

“AYYYY ITS NATIONAL SHIT ON CHAD DADDY DAY”
“Chad daddy has so many hoes he can’t think straight”

by Big Mack daddy April 2, 2019

National grab dick day

On april 12 it’s national grab dick day

Can i grab your dick? You cant say no becouse it’s national grab dick day

by Trusmeyoushit April 4, 2019