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dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)
"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."
by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006
mugGet the dick harmonicamug.

dick balm

The dry, crusty, jizm left on a bitch's lip resulting from a failure to clean up after she receives a load of fresh tonsil jelly.
Dude, not only did I give her the tonsil jelly, she had dick balm on the next morning.
by finish it off with your mouth October 23, 2008
mugGet the dick balmmug.

Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.
Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"
by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009
mugGet the Dog's Dickmug.

dick snare

a mini-snare drum that has been made with the intent of playing it with your dick
Greg: Hey Rudy, what is that killer beat your playing?
Rudy: I'm just messing around playing my dick snare.
by Fattycop September 10, 2007
mugGet the dick snaremug.

Dick Waterfall

We all have a little Dick Waterfall in us. Use in expression of pure passion and pride of present, future and past victories.
by Erock8 January 27, 2009
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Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.

2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
by MNLaz August 4, 2007
mugGet the Trolling for Dickmug.

cock-dick

The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.
Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.
by Jerome Jenkins May 23, 2006
mugGet the cock-dickmug.

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