cat

cat

u should adopt a cat lowk

by pengcatsprout November 27, 2022

Cat Kid Comic Club

It is a graphic novel from the creator of Dog Man.

Horray for Cat Kid Comic Club!

by Hdsjfxjttdm November 24, 2023

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

No cat

Not lying/totally true

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt

Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)

by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022

Cat

A fuzzy little asshole that plays piano.

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.

by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019