Penis

Mans Penis
I cut my penis off when I was 3.
by Naimu Chan September 7, 2021
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penis water

bro! I just drank penis water!
who's nut was it?
by penis guac June 15, 2020
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
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Penis

Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.
John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"
by MyNameIsTotallyNotSam April 14, 2022
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penis

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penis is a funny word
by sillyshwanksta July 9, 2024
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inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.
Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...
by AMatureMan May 26, 2024
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